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Blunderific

16 Aug

Its been far too long since I posted on this humble little blog with the big attitude, but the gaffes, mistakes and blunders around these parts continue to pile up so I thought it best to address some of them here and now.

Its amateur hour at the office of the deputy prime minister and former PM Taro Aso who went on record stating that the Liberal Democratic Party in Japan could learn something from the Nazi’s. To be fair the subject he meant to address was how a German government party was able to transform the country. However are we to believe that nobody checks his statements or was he speaking off the cuff ? So we are dealing with either incompetence, idiocy or perhaps both ? It took less than one news cycle for the criticism to escalate to the point where a retraction and apology was forthcoming. Hardly surprising and in fact rather par for the course round these parts.

The naming of the new Japanese naval helicopter carrier Izumo is also bound to become a classic dipshyte maneuver. Izumo also happens to be the name of a cruiser used by the Japanese during both the first and second Sino Japanese wars where it no doubt killed plenty of Japans enemies in such places as Shanghai and other coastal cities. Gee what a great name selection, lets choose a title that is perhaps most likely to piss off our neighbors. Then the Japanese can blame them for not understanding their culture. Talk about having ones head your ass.

For the record I know the relevance of Izumo for Japanese people, but giving the largest warship built since WW2 such a name simply tempts derision, taunts neighbors, mocks those professing detente as well as harms what little regional goodwill that remains. The reaction has been swift and justifiable to the condescending nature of the ships name. Hopefully the deterrence it provides will more than make up for the damage its caused to relations between Japan and China.

Now of course it is Obon season here in Japan which means its Yasukuni shrine time. I won’t go into details about the place because you can learn about it yourself, but it is a magnet for creating ill will all across East Asia. Thus it is a no win situation as far as international relations and greater regional stability are concerned. Therefore its a great reason for Japanese government officials to visit there. Hey lets torpedo any and all good will gained in the region by having the Government officials visit the shrine.
Or perhaps the LDP can further strain foreign affairs by having the PM call a news conference where he can discuss the importance and significance of Yasukuni to the Japanese people. Never mind how non Japanese will take such a stance. We already know what the disastrous reaction will be after numerous such discussions over the years. After all outsiders cannot possibly understand such a delicate matter so why bother worrying about it ? Lets just shoot from the hip because its done so much good for them in the past. Its laughable how easy it is for these clowns to damage an already tension filled situation with “good intent”. Actually it might be more prudent to have Mr Aso get up there and go back to the Nazi card. That way it might not piss off the Asians as much as the Jews and Europeans.

What is my point some of you may ask ?

Simply this

Those who argue that Japanese are misunderstood miss the point entirely. The issue has very little to do with how Japanese perceive themselves, this is about how her neighbors see them.

Until the little light goes on in an otherwise empty refrigerator nothing good will come from LDP posturing. Less talking, better yet NO talking is preferable to what is being said and very likely what is going to be said over the coming weeks.